Looking back on my life I regret never learning the staples of childhood . I never learned how to play a musical instrument of any kind. I never learned how to draw or paint. I never learned how to play poker that well and bluff, throw darts, or shoot pool. So all that I have missed out on brings me to my point, my friends all love golf and they’re constantly giving each other Golf School and talking about their Golf aids with each other.
I do not have any Golf Trainer at all . The closest thing I’ve ever seen to a Golf Aids is watching it for 10 seconds on TV and then getting bored and changing the channel. My golf loving friends admit to doing the same thing . They tell me there’s a big difference between watching golf and actually playing it. I was told that I should just take their word for it .
Of course , I feel really left out. Friday nights were our night to hang out , but now they’re all sleeping when I am ready to hang out so they are fresh for their 8am tee time . There’s a Golf School I always pass while I am driving to work . I have even considered stopping to speak with Golf Trainer about some Golf School, but I don’t know if they’ll help.
I’ve never been that athletic nor have I ever been that graceful. I can’t imagine setting a stance and balancing myself to tee off a golf ball. I suppose Golf Trainer and a good Golf Trainer would change that, but with my work, I also don’t know if I’d have the time to learn.
Furthermore, I’d have to go and buy some actual golf cubs to use and I think that those can be pretty expensive. I am sure a used set of clubs would work just ask well , but I don’t want to take the chance that the club might break and hurt someone . Not to mention, I would forget my head if it wasn’t attached so I can guarantee that I would not remember all of the Golf Aids . I know I need a tee and some sort of gloves, but is there anything else? I refuse to wear one of the old English plaid hats that all of the golfers wear, they are wrong and I won’t do it.
I might be too hard on myself right now, I’m sure I can do this . Maybe I’m not feeling that great because all my friends are out there every Saturday morning on the links having a great time. They tell me they all have lunch at the clubhouse and then spend the rest of the afternoon getting drunk at the clubhouse bar. And since they’re members, they get discounted drinks.
Meanwhile, In the meantime, I’m spending my Saturdays sleeping in (which I don’t mind at all, thank you), figuring my life out , shooting over to the gym for a couple of hours, and doing anything that I wasted all of my time on during the week . I usually feel like Saturdays are more of a hassle than any other day . I feel like this is all too much for me right now and I am having a really hard time handling my friends leaving me for one day . I should probably get out of town for a couple weeks to clear my brain . If I decide to go on vacay I won’t be seeing a golf course any time in the near future .